Subject: Paddy died

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Subject: Paddy died

Paddy, an Irishman died in a fire and was burnt so badly the morgue needed someone to identify the body.

His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for identifying.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said, "Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it's not Paddy, all right".
The mortician then brought in Sean to identify the body.
Sean took a look at him and said, "Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over.
Sean looked down and said, "No, that's not Paddy for sure".
The mortician thought it was peculiar that both men asked him to roll the body over, so he asked, "How can you tell it’s not Paddy?".
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes".
The Mortician cried out loud, "What! He had two arseholes, you say?".
Sean, "Yes, everyone knew he had two arseholes, because every time we went into the pub, people would usually say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes".

:-D

[sloskinen]

hehe, kul :-D